A man who eats his own dick-cheese for breakfast, and washes them down with a clay-loam milkshake. A man who can smell a drop of cum wings from 10 miles away. A man who scalps his enemies — and has them begging for more. A man for whom the sigma lifestyle is too conventional; who paves his own path one chromosome at a time. The man who keeps "him" up at night.
by Wubby Counter-Terrorist March 17, 2024
A curry licking, carpet riding cunt who cannot connect to the email servers during technical difficulties. They usually only mate with other male species due to their attractiveness to nipples. They are quite fancy and can be an awesome chap but can sometimes get in the way when you’re eating Parmesan noodles with uncooked salmon!
by Jimmy garden March 19, 2022
A jabimba male is a guy that's watched so much right wing dude bro podcasts that his brains turned to total mush and just like barbarians of antiquity used to sound like 'bar bar' to the civilized, their insane rants about womens rights, t levels, and whatever other stupid bullshit they heard on the 500th Joe Rogan wannabe podcast just sounds like 'Ja bim ba' nonsense to the average person
by Assketchup25 June 16, 2023
A jegma male is what you could call a subset of the sigma male, it refers to sigmas with abnormally large penises wo are named Jonathan.
by Jegma_male_moses6999 July 21, 2022
A word radical feminists use to describe anything >50.0000000000000001% male to instantly suggest patriarchy and oppression, despite completely ignoring the fact that women could be simply disinterested.
Feminist: Uhh, the internet is so male-dominated.
Me: Well did you know women have different interests.
Feminist: NOOO!
Me: Well did you know women have different interests.
Feminist: NOOO!
by PseudonymsAreGay May 04, 2024
Stop by Pi Kappa Alpha tonight, we're making chain male and we need your dick and ass to complete the circle!
by FlyeorDie June 14, 2022
by FlyeorDie June 22, 2022