Jimmy Bigon

When a person tries to gaslight you, but beyond anything anyone would even remotely believe. Like gaslighting on steroids.

Man, my chick tried to do a Jimmy Bigon on me the other day, she said her Ayahuasca experience gave her gonorrhea so we couldn't have sex.

by The scholarly crack head May 28, 2024

Jimmy The Jizzard

A short white boy with mistacle powers using his Jizzard wand to get fine women.

YO look its Jimmy The Jizzard

by jimmy the jizard February 9, 2021

Jimmy Turner

A premeditation to a felony for greasing your ex girlfriends breaks

He gave his ol’ lady a Jimmy Turner and we ain’t seen her since

by WetBiscuitMunchin April 4, 2022

Jimmy

Dick

Jerk on his jimmy

by RonaldmcdonaldtheIII November 29, 2019

Lame Jimmy

When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust

Jerry pulled another Lame Jimmy with the stripper from Jaguars last night.

by Chicago Panda January 18, 2025

Jimmy sham

When a dad gets his child with a practical joke

Keith did a daughter. Jimmy sham on his daughther.

by ghost hunter 4 April 2, 2021

Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.

My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.

by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021