jake-talk

Jake-talk is a term used when one goes into great depth, technically, during a conversation or an argument. It's usual use is to analyze (or, perhaps, over analyze) the other persons point by picking specific points of detail from said persons argument and exploiting those points for their flaws. For the icing on the cake, the jake-talk is usually italicized so that it can stand out, thus proving it's importance in the argument.

Person A: "There is no point in banners."
Jake-talk: "quote"There is no point in banners."/quote "iThere is a point in banners, otherwise they wouldn't exist!/i"

by RaistlinDark1 April 2, 2008

Jake Gavet

A made up person often used to play Facebook pranks on friends. He is known for his promiscuity, he is often seen with a different man every week (yes, he is gay). Many of his friends also think he is a breeding ground for STDs. You will also often see him on Facebook in gay relationships with your male friends.

Random Dude: Did you see that Steve is going out with Jake Gavet on Facebook?
Random Girl: Yea... I guess someone hacked his account

by whatwhat7 February 18, 2010

Jake Estrada

A queerish fag that likes to take big black cock up his anal. A very small micro penis is added to the body with a hair cut that looks like a lesbian. Jake is also a lesbo. He also has a M.I.L.F. as a mother who's name is Tina and she is very sexy

Jeff: "Look at that kid, he's sucha "Jake Estrada"
Billy: " I know, no one talks to him and he has no friends.

by The Zipper69 January 1, 2012

jake mode

a period of time where a man or woman is suddenly and for no reason depressed and will not talk to anyone but waits for others to ask whats wrong but when you do he will say nothing leave me alone

john: dude wheres tom?
mark:i saw him go into the bedroom hes in complete jake mode right now
michael:ill go see whats wrong

michael whats wrong?
tom nothing leave me alone! *sulks*

by cookiemonster001 November 13, 2012

jake thrupp

An Australian beauty who is best friends with Cody Simpson, surfs and has a hot body

Becky, who is that surfer?
Oh that's jake thrupp!

by omgboys June 30, 2014

jake

A person with above average aptitude for being a tool. This person is typically aware of their own douchieness and will take great pride in their exploits. A term typically used in the prison setting.

"Dude at the yard spent like 20 minutes on the weight deck, what a fucking jake."

"C/O Hall tore my cell up today, he even took my porn, what a jake."

by Dixoncider89 February 26, 2017

Jake

"Jake" is a shorter version of One who's being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End.

Look here, you're kinda being a Jake right now!

Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.

by Psuto-under June 12, 2017