Touching Jesus

Getting high, usually by using marijuana. Commonly misunderstood for masturbating.

Yo man I'm touching Jesus right now!
Gross.

Nah, i mean spiritually!
Oh nice bro!

by Derethad June 24, 2010

Golden Jesus

A street name for heroin.

Got some golden jesus?

by DanielU3284 April 6, 2008

Jesus Smackdown

When two people with long beards settle their arguments with their fists.

"Dude, did you see those 2 guys with beards fighting?"

"Yeah man, it was a Jesus Smackdown"

by The king of the pirates March 31, 2009

grilled jesus

Questioning Jesus and his followers. "Grilling Jesus, with cheese!"

Man, you really grilled Jesus on Christians' belief that he arose from the dead and that he is the son of god.

by grilled jesus March 25, 2009

Jesus Pee

Mountain Dew. The heavenly liquid inside makes you jolly and happy. Jesus Pee makes your day better.

Jesus Pee

by Anti_yuppy March 20, 2014

jesus sweat

A term used for a nigga that worships the ground the he himself walks on.

Look at this jesus sweat ass nigga Jared.

by blank space June 18, 2014

jesus grinding

Grinding on somebody while leaving enough room for Jesus

Stacy was jesus grinding joey so hard

by shelmich August 31, 2014