Jammed Up Badly when your in a bad situation that makes you rethink your decision that’s Jams you up
Crocodile Shim Blew That girls back out last night she got jammed up Badly
Buddy From Home Jammed Up a family of 4 Badly, it’s a rough scene
The Boys Got Jammed up badly on shim’s last night, they were ripping
Buddy From Home Jammed Up a family of 4 Badly, it’s a rough scene
The Boys Got Jammed up badly on shim’s last night, they were ripping
by Shim Shady March 27, 2024
Get the jammed up badlymug. by jammaster1212 October 14, 2011
Get the Jammug. The Jam Jar is a muscular and tubular part of the female genital tract, which in humans extends from the vulva to the uterus. The outer Jam Jar opening may be partly covered by a membrane called the hymen. At the deep end, the cervix (neck of the uterus) bulges into the Jam Jar. The Jam Jar allows for sexual intercourse and childbirth, and channels menstrual flow, which occurs periodically as part of the menstrual cycle.
"Ay Cookie Boy, get a load of that Jam Jar? Its toooight like a tooiger"
"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".
"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"
"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"
"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"
"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"
"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"
Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.
"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".
"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"
"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"
"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"
"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"
"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"
Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.
by Neville Fkn Bartos October 4, 2016
Get the Jam Jarmug. Like a blow job or hand job except it involves jam. Just dip the penis into your favourite jam (jelly works too) and then proceed with a job. A hand job is very sticky and makes a mess so this is best done blowie style.
by AlienAdultFilmsXXX April 20, 2014
Get the Jam Jobmug. .
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025
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Get the jam jawsmug. The inevitable product of a 5 knuckle shuffle.
Delicious jam or preservative made with the bi-product of spanking the monkey
Delicious jam or preservative made with the bi-product of spanking the monkey
"Stroked the salami last night and got wank jam everywhere"
"Do we have anything to put on toast?"
"Just a bit of wank jam left in the cupboard."
"Spilled so much wank jam In my gfs mouth she went full angry on me!"
"Do we have anything to put on toast?"
"Just a bit of wank jam left in the cupboard."
"Spilled so much wank jam In my gfs mouth she went full angry on me!"
by Kik455 April 8, 2022
Get the Wank Jammug.