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new jersey

This state SUCKS. it smells. I live here, so i can say that. its gross. theres nothing to do. its not "urban" you cant walk ANYWHERE. i mean maybe compared to like pa. but please, they go to "the shore". the "shore" has no waves, heat, or cleanliness. its gross.
"Mom I don't feel good."
"Oh, we just entered New Jersey. It'll pass."
"EWW NEW JERSEY?!"
by kellllly July 26, 2006
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new jersey

1.The garbage state.
2.We have stupid accents
3.It called JERSEY!
4.We are too lazy to pump our own gas!
I am from new jersey and i hate it that is why instead of the garden it should be GARBAGE STATE!!!
by Native2NJ July 24, 2006
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New Jersey

A state filled with people whose income is derived from working in new york city .< fortunately, they do have really hot tacky girls >
people from new jersey come to new york for music, dance, culture, theatre, art, nightlife, work, etc. etc. ....

people from new york come to new jersey for newark international airport, ikea, football games or to be able to smoke in bars
by imd14u2b January 24, 2007
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New Zealand

A beautiful country in the South Pacific a respected country that should not hate Australians and in turn Australians should not hate New Zealand our two nations are supposed to be allies, Ansett and underarm bowling be damned. They have fought on Australia's side. I for one am glad that some of the more childish definitions have been removed and we can start reading some proper stuff.
In conclusion many Aussies out there think NZ rocks. Trust me.
Australian New Zealand Army Corps (ANZAC) still does apply.
by Paul Ward October 24, 2006
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New Westminster

New Westminster is a diverse city. I use the word "diverse" in a highly negative context. Its diversity is due to the extremely ugly, poor sections, the middle class average looking sections, and the upper class area of queens park. The entire city of New Westminster is full of contraversy and political conflicts. The mayor of New Westminster is a former bakery owner who frequently goes on "holidays" with young, attractive and most likely intoxicated women. New Westminster is very overpopulated by canadian standards and is full of drug and sex trafficking. The 60 year old highschool is falling apart and is full of rats, mold and asbestos. Due to the negative image of the school, the music departement is often ignored at music festivals and events. It has probably the worst municipal governement in the world and it is possibly one of the ugliest cities in the world. Therefore, it would be highly undesirable for one to inhabit this city. Do not move here.
Person 1 : Oh Allo! I'm from Bayeux, France! One of the most beautiful towns in the world!

Person 2 : Wassssuuup, like my hood is New Westminster, sonnn.

Person 1 : * awkward silence* oh...ze new methminsterr la...*runs away*

Person 2: Waiiiiit.......I wannnnt you to buyyy some druuuuuugs.
by A.Spinnet. January 7, 2010
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New Jersey

A state on the East Coast near New York City and Philadelphia. First off (this goes for all you New Yorkers), we are not called fucking JOIISEEYY. No not all of New Jersey looks like the Meadowlands. We have rich suburbs in Bergen County like Ridgewood, Woodcliff Lake, and Saddle River but we also have really ghetto places like Newark, Paterson, and Trenton. It is home to whites, latinos, blacks, and asians with no race really having a majority. Also, the Jersey Shore is nothing like the idiotic MTV show, and they're actually some of the funnest beaches around. New Yorkers think they're better because they're more "cultured" and "sophisitcated" while they live in 1 bedroom apartments and have never even been to New Jersey. No we are not all guidos and only some of us are even Italian. Every kid here gets a car at 17 and even though we have shitty weather at times, it is better than the boring ass weather in Seattle and LA.
New Yorker: Oh my gawd all those people from Joisy are so stupid and crazy, just like The Sitch, and Ron and Sam.

New Jerseyan: Um no actually no one is like that and I'm not even Italian. By the away is everyone from New York ugly and a bad driver?
by ecal29 October 9, 2011
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new canaan

stupidest fucking town on the face of this earth
full of a bunch of faggot ass rich kids who think they are better then everyone and only talk shit about each other
BEAT WILTON? - a saying the "cool kids" use to try and prove they are bigger alcoholics than fucking wilton...GREAT FUCKING GOAL IN LIFE, GIVE UP YOU FAGGOTS,I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN ACHIEVE IT!
omg urban dictionary wow something to do with our waste-of-time lives beside sit around and get high and drunk!!! YAY
(JK party at my house later...call my cell)
by nick discala April 13, 2005
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