Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD)

Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD) is a new phenomenon whereby all Lebanese citizens exhibit strange behaviors when the internet starts acting up. Symptoms include fear of rain (a common factor in connections cutting off) and repeatedly pressing buttons for no reason due to refreshing web pages so often.

A victim of Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD) uses an Umbrella indoors while it rains outdoors because he/she fears the loss of the internet connection.

by ResearcherWho! November 26, 2018

Internet hotness conversion factor

The process of using incorrect but more attractive stats on a dating profile in order to get more hits. This phrase was used by Lester on NBC's TV series, Chuck (Episode 214, "Chuck Versus the Suburbs"). The concept can also be seen in Brad Paisley's hit song "Online".

I'm 5'4" and weigh 425 pounds... but you should see the hits I get on eHarmony. With the internet hotness conversion factor, I'm now 6'5" and I have abs of steel.

by JessLewis March 17, 2009

Internet Privacy Act of 1995

A fictitious regulation supposedly making law enforecement officials unable to persecute you for your collection of pirated videos. Started by internet media 'traders' to protect themselves against being reported to officals, it is now a euphemisim for no one really caring enough about your stash of bootlegged movies to do anything about it.

As Quoted From An Actual Trader's site:
"If you enter this site with intention to use the information herein to prosecute any person affiliated with this site, you are violating Code 341.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act of 1995 which stipulates that none may threaten my ISP or any other company hosting these pages."


Clueless Person: "Wait, I thought this movie wasn't out on DVD yet."
Trader: "No worries, I'm protected under the Internet Privacy Act of 1995."

by Oxymoronic Redundancy March 10, 2009

Internet Troll Personality Disorder

Internet Troll Personality Disorder (ITPD) is characterized by a persistent pattern of obstructing of on-topic discussion in online forums and comment threads. People afflicted with ITPD may purposefully present themselves as being inappropriately sexually provocative or racist. Often times they disingenuously express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, pretend to throw arbitrary tantrums, and never hesitate to contribute absurd, non-sequitur remarks at any perceived opportunity.

The etiology of ITPD is still being researched, but scholars agree that afflicted individuals usually enjoy some type of unfulfilling (and unsupervised) employment situation where they have access to computers with internet connections.

Guy #1: So Dean got fired?

Guy #2: Yeah, PLUS he's facing CRIMINAL charges of harassment by wire. You see, someone who Dean was harassing, via the internet, traced his IP address to one of our company's computers. So...

Guy #1: So, good 'ol Dean was bored at work all the time, and this is just another classic case of Internet Troll Personality Disorder, huh?

by Davey Gagunga April 26, 2011

Kings of the Internet (TV show)

Kings of the Internet is a TV show that follows the lives and delves into the minds of some of the world's richest and most influential internet celebrity entrepreneurs who have built online empires, inspired the masses and live a luxurious life that most people can only dream of. In the social media/internet celebrity world this small group of social stars are called “heavy hitters” and every industry has them.

Kings of the Internet can be watched on Amazon Instant Video, Vudu, iTunes, and Google PlayIt is also available for free on tv isnchannel.

Kings of the Internet is focused on the lifestyle, mindset, money, digital marketing secrets, personal brand building, public speaker, book authoring, YouTubing and podcasting careers held by each of the Internet celebrity members of the Internet Kings cast.

Securína Baga: Hey Rich! Who is on the cast for Season 1 of Kings of the Internet TV show that was released in December 2022?

Richard Asfuh: We have about 25 cast members but every month we have been expanding and collaborating with more internet celebrities and famous entrepreneurs. It was amazing to see how the Kings of the Internet (TV show) content includes Gary Vaynerchuk, Jake Paul, Lewis Howes, Patrick Bet-David, Jay Shetty, Tai Lopez, Grant Cardone, Josh King 'JetSet' Madrid, Andrew Tate, Dan Bilzerian, Anthony Robbins, Branden Condy, Russell Brunson, Graham Stephan, Alex Hormozi, Alex Becker, Iman Gadzhi, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, Dan Lok, Tristan Tate, Sebastian Ghiorghiu and Jordan Welch.

by WikiSauce February 27, 2023

i pwn the internet

owning the world wide web

i pwn the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

by Jen September 9, 2004

high- speed internet

porn when you want it

dude- my internet is crap, all i get is buffering when im 'buffering'

other dude- dude, get high- speed internet, its a little extra, but now im the only one 'buffering' ;)

by eldude6969 May 27, 2009