kid free weekend

Something that parents get when they have aunts, uncles, grandparents or other responsible adults who take their children for an entire weekend, allowing the parents time to spend together sans kids.
Bae and I are having kid free weekend in Tahoe! Thanks nonna!
by thefluffyrainbowunicorn May 26, 2017
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Magical Free Wind

The act of sitting in a room and an awful odor fills the room. You look around to see who it was and everyone else is staring at you. Embarrassment rushes as you soon find out that you have just had a magical experience of a free wind.
Guy: *sniff* What was that?
Girl: Ew... That was completely gross. Why would you do something like that?
Guy: What did I do? I was just talking about that.....
Girl's friend: Lol he just had a magical free wind! What a loser!
Everyone (except guy): *Laughing*
by retouQ August 31, 2010
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free range chicken

She was terrified of Covid, afraid she'd suffocate wearing a mask, quaking over what effects the vaccine could have, phobic about getting close to anyone and mortified that she was being scarred-for-life by the emotional deprivations of social distancing. Dr. Kafween had termed her a Free Range Chicken, and now she was apprehensive about her next session, reasonably fearful of getting billed for a missed appointment with her analyst, who, she was afraid to admit, was rarely wrong.
by Monkey's Dad December 10, 2020
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free fly honey

a single, pretty lady

free = single

fly = pretty

honey = lady
Damn, that shawtyeee is definitely a free fly honey
by Megatron's Purple Penis January 21, 2011
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free video games

what poor noobs type in google to try and get free games, mostly resulting in a virus on their computer
Noob: OH BOY, I FINALLY FOUND A WAY TO GET FREE VIDEO GAMES!
*gets virus on computer*
Noob:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by Cacx101 July 20, 2017
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Finger Free February

Girls can’t finger or have an orgasm in february like boys can’t nut in november
Hey u doing no nut november? Puh, Im doing finger free february
by Wandren December 18, 2019
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