humpha

When you have contempt, rarity from my little pony did it ask her too if you want a good definition

It is also a term a spoiled brat or snobby rich person would use when they think they have been treated in a way that is absolutely unacceptable!

Random rich snobby person #1: Well I never! Humpha!
Random rich snobby person #2: Harumph! *adjusts monocle*

by peachcupid February 21, 2022

Humphrey

The only bad thing about Humphrey is his parents bad choice in names.

Imagine the hardest muscles you've ever seen; those pecs of steel, that 6 pack of doctor pepper- this is Humphrey using 1% of his power. Humphrey's jawline is more defined then Dwayne Johnson's bald patch. He has to shave every day (example of how much of an alpha male Humphrey is), and he bullies people who watch anime and use neopronouns.

Honestly, Humphrey is the ultimate life form.

Kid1: Man, I wish I was as sexy as Humphrey is.
Kid2: Yeah, Humphrey get's all the bitches...

by IPullBitches April 24, 2022

humppopotamus

Fat bird who's totally up for a shag

I met a woman on tinder ,she's a complete humppopotamus but her personality is nice :)

by Gothguyuk May 12, 2022

humping hips

When a women’s hips are spread due to sexual penetration

“Ok my grown woman body is defiantly coming in”
“ Mmhm you freak nasty that’s them humping hips”

by Soulewordemotionrescue May 15, 2022

Humpty Dumpty

a fantasy for kids or a insult
its also a cannon but we dont talk about that

kid: " guys humpty dumpty is such a cool egg
teen: bro lookin like humpty dumpty with yo egg face bro

by humptiest dumpty May 16, 2022

humper dumper

A slightly derogatory nickname for a dog that is humping a pillow, blanket, etc.

“Mom!! The dogs humping the blanket again“
“ Oh, that little humper dumper! “

by trickstaa June 17, 2022

humpleschnopckins

tbh if you found this definition I honestly don’t know how bored you are rn

person 1:i looked up humpleschnopckins in urban dictionary

person 2: what the fuck is wrong with you

by Nagorak June 20, 2022