Funko

An old man, typically white but not necessarily, who spends his golden years sitting in a folding chair overlooking a rail yard to spot trains and log them on funko websites. Funkos are easily identified by their bucket hats, white T-shirts’ and socks, sandals and Bermuda shorts. Invariably ham radio operators.

“Man I couldn’t hop the manifest to Nawlins cause a them dang Funkos trainspotting the yard.”

by Woelfer November 22, 2020

funke

t give some one a heavy slap to help then

if you dont get a green in math i will funke you

by anonymous November 23, 2020

funke dunke

when you successfully spike a heavy in smash bros

I funke dunkeed a DK with a Lucas the other day

by GalaxyKidd November 24, 2020

Funky

Likes thighs, despises spiders.
Make puns with his name and he will vore you

"You've certainly got your way with children" to Rotom_keeper after he VCed with some kid who muted himself after Rotom joined

Man one: woah, you're a very Funky guy, you gonna uptown funk this place up Funky?
Funky: I will dismember you and dissolve your body parts in acid vats

by Funky01 December 3, 2020

Funky boots

When a woman stick her heel in the guys dick while the song “these boots are made for walking” is playing in the background and the guy tries to push flowers out of his ass

Woman: I gave this guy the funky boots and the entire room smelled like flowers

by Funky boots March 10, 2021

Funki Monki Friday

A day were everyone monki or coral is a monki that day

"IT IS FUNKI MONKI FRIDAY" *monki noises*

by Furry Owo February 3, 2021

funkysockss

Funkysockss is a artist who focuses on indie and bedroom pop music. Her music includes "awful texter" and her hit single "I want to kiss you, ew no I don't" Her parents nationality is Mexican but her grandparents have European and Asian decent. Fans describe her music as the king of sad boy pop, Conan Gray and female artist Billie Eilish. She has yet to release to Spotify. Her fandom is called the sock rioters

Defined:" Thats Natalie, no did you hear her stage name is funkysockss she made the song "Awful texter"
Oh she's my favorite artist!

by pancakieeeee February 5, 2021