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Finger Roulette

Finger Roulette is a game you play whenever you are in a vehicle with terrible suspension and on pothole-riddled roads.

Each player takes turns digging in their nose trying to get a scrap of whatever they can find. A player loses when they hit a pothole hard enough to jam their finger up their nose or until someone gets a nosebleed.
"Dude, John lost Finger Roulette last night after he jammed his finger up his nose so hard he was knocked unconscious."

"Bro doesn't this game sound too dangerous to be playing?"

"Lmfao nah, wanna join?"

"Sure"
by IridEssence January 20, 2022
mugGet the Finger Roulettemug.

finger cousin

The equivalent of a wiener cousin but with fingering a girl instead of having sex with her.
Me and paul became finger cousins last weekend after he fingered gabby.
by mikedyl November 9, 2012
mugGet the finger cousinmug.

No finger February

Guys have no but November women now have no finger Febuary
woman may not finger themselves on no finger February
by Blister919 December 2, 2019
mugGet the No finger Februarymug.

Buffing The Finger

Rather than just flipping the finger at someone, buffing the finger is am ostentatious and elaborate gesture of polishing up the middle finger finger as and intro to the offensive gesture itself. The add elan and flair, why not include a quip such as "Can you see your face in that?".
I saw her buffing the finger and quickly polished up my response.
by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011
mugGet the Buffing The Fingermug.

finger crab

Finger crab - A small cluster or singular wart which appears on ones digit after fingerslamming his mucky missus.
Keith: What's that on your finger?

Adam: Oh mate, I fingerslammed that mucky piece from the club the other night and now i've got the finger crab
by fingerslammer December 17, 2013
mugGet the finger crabmug.

Finger of Funge

When you are fingering a girl's Ass or Vagina and you switch to the other. Creating a layer of vaginal fluids and sweat around your finger.
Person 1 "Kathy wanted me to finger her ass and then , said "Now my pussy"."
Person 2 " So what'd you do?
Person 1 " Obviously I did it!"
Person 2 " Man she gave you a Finger Of Funge"
Person 1 "Is that what you call it?"

Person 2 " That's nasty, dude"
by NBLovesUD July 31, 2016
mugGet the Finger of Fungemug.

Trophy fingers

The glorious musk and possibly residue one accumulates after finger-blasting a fertile woman
The office smells a little funny this morning, is someone sporting trophy fingers?
by fingerblaster10 December 21, 2010
mugGet the Trophy fingersmug.

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