February 15th

International appreciate short people day

hey it’s february 15th i appreciate you being a good arm rest

by mango margarita February 15, 2021

February 20th

hug the smallest person you know, then remind them how small they are

(also give someone who's initials start with a C a compliment)

guess what day it is

February 20th?

Yep

You son of a-

by I'm totally not a spy February 18, 2021

February 21st

National fuck a friend day.

“February 21st is going to be lit”

by Bootyconsumer68 February 19, 2021

February 20th

The day where you pick up a small friend and throw them “lightly” onto the floor.

Boy 1: where are you going?
Boy2 : Imma go throw my small friend
Boy1: Oh yea it’s February 20th

by Wooshers February 20, 2021

February 21st

The single most important day in the known calendar year. This day is internationally known as National 69 day. It also happens to be the author of this definitions birthday!!

Attention ALL!! Today is February 21st, the day to face fuck a nd be face fucked.

by Slvrtungdev February 21, 2021

February 28th

A day where 2 friends must have sexual intercourse no matter what the circumstances are. But there’s a twist. The male must make sure he has a handshake with the girl after they’re done.

Boy/girl: yo it’s February 28th there’s no backing out

Boy/girl: fineeeee

by Gender-bender 69420 February 22, 2021

february 22

The day where you have to suck off your father.

father: Hey so it's February 22nd, you know what that means!

Son: Oh no

by penguin maker 420 February 22, 2021