go duck yourself 

When you try to type "Go fuck yourself", but you auto correct turned it to that. Also can happen if you have large thumbs, and you type "go fuck yourself"

"Fuck you"
"Go duck yourself"

go duck yourself by NotADuck November 20, 2013

having the duck. 

Having sex in a strange, easy to get caught place, that makes your friends jealous.

ie: On a fire truck or ambulance.

Reference taken from an episode of "Darma and Greg."

Kuperberg: My girlfriend and I did it on a motorcycle AND the rescue truck!
Robin: No way! I can't believe you have the duck! My boyfriend and I wanted to do that!

having the duck. by Brown Eyed Girl June 16, 2005

dick and duck

To sleep with someone and then leave quickly that night/the next morning and/or avoid them at all costs afterward. Primarily a male action.

Guy 1: Did you know that girl we just passed?
Guy 2: Uh yeah but I sort of had to dick and duck her, so I didn't want to say hello.

dick and duck by wjcynx1 March 2, 2010

Puddle Duck 

A puddle duck is a female with exceedingly low standards. Primarily in the class of drug addicts. A puddle duck says you puddle is the only one but in reality is in many.

Yo your girls a puddle duck

Puddle Duck by PuddleMaster February 27, 2017

fuck n duck 

a fuck n duck is a person that you would only get wit to fuck a few times and break off the whole situation before anyone figures out that you and that person was in a relationship(hence the ducking part)

1.Even though that bitch is crazy, I would fuck n duck dat chick.

2.You wouldnt wanna go wit dat fuck n ducker if want a long term relationship.

fuck n duck by Trey Hagood December 17, 2006

fuck fuck fuck a duck... 

song

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an orangutang
at the Miami zoo

(sung to row row row your boat theme

Self explanatory

fuck fuck fuck a duck... by haiti March 29, 2004

Toilet Duck 

A toilet bowl cleaning product with a duck shaped head.

"They stole that Toilet Duck idea from me, you know. In my original sketches, I had it as a goat."

Toilet Duck by signull June 21, 2006