Naked drunk beti

When you get drunk and sad and then get naked and lie down on the sofa and cry uncontrollably about your boyfriend catching a flight the next day.

Oh man... She really pulled a naked drunk beti last night, while I wanted to bang her.

by Specialmememaster January 7, 2019

Pop Tart Drunk

When you get home from a night of drinking, open a package of pop tarts in your bed, and eat half of one before passing out. You then proceed to wake up in the morning with pop tarts crumbs all over your bed and at least one unscathed pop tart beside you.

Ron: I can't believe I got pop tart drunk again last night, there are crumbs all over my bed!

Jim: Yeah I hate that but at least it wasn't peanut butter.

by matador755 October 3, 2017

shit fuck drunk

Shit Fuck Drunk is when you blackout and spend the entire morning hungover face down in the shower

Last weekend, I played in a 32 team beer pong tournament and followed up with 7 soco shots and 7 jack and cokes. I woke up shit fuck drunk

by Caukblockalypse April 22, 2014

pulling a drunk ninja

N., When someone thinks they're so cool, and tries to do something, but fails epically.

Person 1: Remember when he pulled a drunk ninja?
Person 2: Hahaha! I do! He tried to do a back flip, but landed his ass in the dumpster!
"Drunk Ninja": I saw you pulling a drunk ninja last week!

by Sober Ninja March 21, 2011

shit rag drunk

when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.

John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.

by Attcus July 7, 2012

10 o'clock drunk

A state of inebriation that should only occur at 10 p.m. or later.

Brandon was 10 o'clock drunk at 8 p.m. on Valentine's day.

by craftyhooker April 20, 2012

Second hand drunk

The more sociable and fun feeling you get when surrounded by drunk people, but technically sober yourself. This is due to the subconscious knowledge that those around you are less judgmental due to their inebriated state.

Person 1: “Yo bro, have you been drinking??? You’re supposed to be DD!”

Person 2: “”Nah, bro I’m sober just enjoying this second hand drunk ya feel?”

by Larmonaid October 2, 2019