Douche Bag Parasite

A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.

Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"

Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"

Douche Bag Parasite by MissDoll February 11, 2010

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Douche Master Flash

Someone at a party who plugs their iPod into the speakers, and then thinks that they are a pro DJ becuase they can select a song. Normally accompanied with terrible, tasteless douchebag-like music.

Noun.

(Combination of DJ Grand Master Flash, and Douche)

Josh: Who the hell put this shit on ?

Ben: Some Douche Master Flash at the front.

Josh: Shut-up, you like this song you Douche Master 9000.

(See Douche Master 9000)

Douche Master Flash by greend123 April 9, 2010

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Related Words

douchebag • douche • douchecanoe • douchenozzle • douche baggery • Douche Fag • Doucher • Douche Nugget • douche box • douche chills

douche blimp

A) Person who exceeds the average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.

B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.

A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.

B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.

C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.

douche blimp by Nosie April 30, 2010

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douche baggerry

acts of a particularly annoying person(s)

Jane: thomas i am fed up with your douche baggerry, i am leaving you

douche baggerry by SKYEDONKEYNINJA!!! May 15, 2010

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Douche-Stripe

A hairstyle which features one strip of hair, of any length, in the middle of the head, with other parts being shorter or shaved. Formerly called a mohawk, and worn by Native Americans and punk rock fans, the hairstyle has been taken over by fraternity douchebags and clueless rednecks. The douche-stripe seems to be the modern equivalent of a mullet.

Look at that guy in the pink shit with the collar popped - he's rockin a douche-stripe!

Douche-Stripe by douchespotter August 4, 2010

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Douche Shot

a brain less act.
It became popular from call of duty online gaming.

For e.g

What a douche shot it is?

Douche Shot by Heaven20 October 27, 2010

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Douche Rib

A word used when One is of insufficient douchebaggery to be defined simply as "Douche" or "Douchebag". Generally used with the phrase "Prime" or "Prime cut" in front of it.

Did you see John? Yeah, that guy is a prime cut of douche rib.

Douche Rib by Pony Sumde November 10, 2010

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