Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.

Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"

by Kenipples November 1, 2014

moldy clam dip

clam dip that is covered in mold.

After 1 month of spitting in her coconut oil, putting moldy clam dip in her lotions, rubbing used tampons oh sic her backpack, putting her toothbrush places where the sun doesn’t shine, and so much more, I can finally say goodbye Jamaican Barbie.

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK March 11, 2019

Clam

A box where someone’s burgers, chicken nuggets or fries for example would go

“I put your burger in a clam”

by Logzy42 December 7, 2022

Clam Chowdah

The act of cuming inside a vagina then eating said vagina out afterwards.

I jizzed in the old lady's twat and now it's time for some clam chowdah.

by Lukeflytalker September 13, 2016

velvet clam

A softly haired vagina

I removed her panties to reveal her velvet clam.

by smelsworst April 27, 2017

Clam Scabs

When a woman is screwed so hard and so much it results in clam scabs.

Paul was banging his boss so hard and so often she was complaining about having clam scabs to her coworkers!

by Clamer August 18, 2016

Clam Jam

When the vaginas of two women are stuck together after extreme lesbian sex

Jake: Dude did you hear that Samantha and Janice had a clam jam?
Peter: Dude No Way

by Prolope421 June 2, 2018