Chocolate racist

A person who prefers a specific sort of chocolate to the degree that they denounce all other forms of chocolate.

That Daniel always eats the white chocolates before anything else. He's such a chocolate racist.

by The chocolate nazi November 9, 2009

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chocolate pants

Adjective. (Adj.)
Used to refer to a day in which you are having a bad temper or are in a bad mood.

Origin: A person, that shall remain un-named, had a friend spit chocolate on their new pants and got really upset, started yelling and ate her friends. Every time someone is in a bad mood and having a short temper they are known to be in a "chocolate pants mood" or having a "chocolate pants moment"

"Wow biotch, you are having quite the chocolate pants day."

"Don't talk to me right now, I'm having a chocolate pants day."

"Vives, you're having another chocolate pants moment aren't you?"

by Argentina86 August 13, 2006

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hot chocolate

when you sweat profusely from the butthole and have a little left over doo-doo from the last time you dropped your kids at the pool

"mAn after having nasty butt sex trick ass bitches get hot chocolate.

by Lemony Petaphile June 3, 2008

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Chocolate Starfish

A chocolate man or woman laying spread eagled on a bed and making their partner do all the work.

"Dude, she was a chocolate starfish, worst lay ever."

by SugSugSugar August 31, 2013

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chocolate milk

A "mixed drink" in certain gay fetish circles consisting of diarrhea and semen.

"DrDink was yet another depraved individual who had cleverly invented what is now know as Chocolate Milk in gay circles: after sucking off a huge throbbing gay dick, one would retain the semen in his mouth long enough to mix it with several squirts of diarrhea happily supplied by a fellow scat-loving donor."

by Arrant Lax Fool December 3, 2009

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