morning cheese

Used to describe the phenomena of "stank dick", when said "stank dick" is accompanied by a post coitus layer of dried smegma and is left to ferment until morning.

I woke up with some serious morning cheese baby. Let's go take a shower.

by Dr. Rog November 12, 2015

meat cheese

A by product of sweat, glandular expulsions, and body dirt found on the male anatomy usually in and or around the area known to many as the taint.

Yo, Your mama has some meat cheese in her moustache... whose taint has she been licking?

by tdawg2015 November 24, 2015

Prince Cheese

That shit you named when you were on the toilet bored as ballz.

I had to flush Prince Cheese down the toilet...

by Thanos’Daddy June 28, 2019

Cheese Croissant

If you but malted cheese in a croissant and shove it up your ass you can see the space time continuem

I love using my cheese croissant

by SpontaneousTradeMark November 25, 2019

Cheese Dipper

A person who dips their balls in cheese.

Jeff and Brandon are total cheese dippers.

by Jonny Snowwe March 26, 2019

Swamp cheese

A cheesy smell coming from the scrotum, usually caused from unwashed dumpster dick. Could also be caused from dipping your fresh cock into swamp puss. You stink up the whole god damn house as soon as you drop your drawers to wash blue cheese nuts. It a lot like fermunda Cheese. A stinky smells that comes fermunda your nuts. But swamp cheese is more severe.

I came home from a whores house and had the worst swamp cheese I’ve ever had!

by Swampcheese69 April 4, 2019

Cheese Pie

A large shit after eating vast quantities of cheesecake.

"Whoah that's a lot of cheesecake."
"Yeah, I'm going to make a cheese pie later."

by Bear in the Bathroom November 29, 2019