Child Abandon

Abandoning a child
Child abandoning is so wrong
by 459395 June 08, 2023
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Child Snatcher

a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.
Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?

Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher

Son: What's that?

Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.
by you must run chilld run now April 26, 2023
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Child Snatcher

a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.
Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?

Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher

Son: What's that?

Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.
by you must run chilld run now April 26, 2023
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faleaf child

I gave her a faleaf child.
by KBthaKing November 20, 2017
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ipa child

A child that is far on the mental deficit spectrum to the point of being unpalatable to most
Awe that poor “IPA Child”.. Bless their heart
by Pie R8 April 06, 2023
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Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a stupid, mean, self-absorbed, crazy, and dumbest person you will ever meet. Some things Petty Man Child will do: Blocks his crush and leaves on delivered a lot. He will cal a 7-year-old a h*e because he's mad at you. Will call you a b*tch. Will ignore you 24/7/ Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel like your worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he's the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors about you
Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.
by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021
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Rabies Child

A hilarious nickname for Twisted toodles. (Dandy’s World)
Person: uh oh, watch out goob, we’ve got the rabies child.
Goob: got it!
by MirakatFursona February 04, 2025
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