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horizontal bone dance

Cute, descriptive name for engaging in sexual intercourse.
I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.
by Stan B. August 31, 2003
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Grinding Bones

Refers to the act of inserting Tab A into Slot B, Putting the envelope into the mailbox. This sexual act is a deep act of passion, and only happens when you need to really have to remember the sex you had months, years later.
If I didnt come up for his birthday, we wouldnt be dating right now.

Yea because you guys were grinding bones all night.
by EtchaMcSketch April 22, 2011
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bone zone

A situation in which boning is damn near certified guaranteed, ya feel me?
E: "What are you up to tonight?"
R: "Headed to the bone zone."
E: "Ma nigga"
by DJPajamas November 3, 2013
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soup bone

Synonym/euphemism for penis. Heard in municipal court in Oakland, CA.
Get your soup bone out of my spunky monkey!
by Gill S. December 16, 2005
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made my bones

To earn respect in the Mafia underworld by commiting some sort of crime, usually murder.
Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Greene, I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders.
by Joe Friday July 21, 2005
mugGet the made my bonesmug.

Bone Apple Teething

An extremely rare form of comedy that includes a process of which someone purposely misspells certain arrangements of words to sound like a similar but incorrect word to where it makes no sense, but it's similar enough to put together and know what they mean. It is derived from someone trying to say the phrase, "Bon appétit" and spelling it incorrectly.

The phrase "Bone apple teeth" originates from the internet people mimicking said phrase, following with an image of disturbing looking food, sometimes accompanied with the name of the food also altered in this method.

Some examples could
Person 1: "I have lack toast and toddler ants, so I can't drink milk."

Person 2: "The hell?"

Person 3: "He's bone apple teething"

Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, Jim"
by Neoslayer November 18, 2021
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