butter your own damn biscuits

When your significant other asks you to put butter on their toast or biscuits and you refuse.

Wife - "Honey, I'm to fat to reach the knife drawer. Can you spread butter on my toast?."

Husband - "Butter your own damn biscuits. You fat whore!"

by crowbert October 21, 2009

Homo-sapian biscuit bitch

A sad Human who's a dry ass bitch

My cat told me (while currently attached to my genitalia) "you are a fucking homo-sapian biscuit bitch!

by Justice_435 January 18, 2019

peanut butter and jelly snatch biscuit

a stinky smell snatch with peanut butter and jelly slathered all over it for a man or woman to enjoy. NOTE: beware of yeast infections!

dude i had a piece of your girlfriends peanut butter and jelly snatch biscuit last night. it was delicious

by [mtn.dew.me] November 9, 2009

hotter than a fat bitch in a biscuit

an expression which clearly defines how ridiculously hot it may be in a given location....say Iraq

Why are you sweating? Because it's hotter than a fat bitch in a biscuit in here!

by redeyejedi February 5, 2009

idk man something bout a biscuit

What Sarah says everyday after someone says idk

Natalie: what's 1+1?
Sarah: idk man something bout a biscuit

by Biscuitlover143 March 8, 2017

show you how the biscuits are made

To take someone to the bedroom, or any location really, and proceed to pleasure them in as many ways as there are to make biscuits; which is many.

"You keep talking like that and I might just take you to the local aquarium and show you how the biscuits are made!"

by Thewhaler801 August 30, 2016

Butter my backside and call me biscuit

Something white people say when they are suprised by something

Joe: Bro I got accepted into my dream college
John: well butter my backside and call me biscuit

by Donald_nut August 6, 2018