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Under Bacon

Guy 1: "Hey so how was your date guy 2?"

Guy 2: "Pretty boring until near the end of the movie when i got a big helping of under bacon"

Guy 1: "She put out on the first date?! You lucky bastard!"
by Tree Dolphin August 5, 2012
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Pro Bacon

Pro Bacon is a YouTuber that makes gaming videos and he makes content

he was a furry but then people started on him
he is homophobic he hates gay people

he uses an internet slag when he gets mad or just not happy he uses the -_- and he uses it because he is pissed
guy1 hey Dude did you see Pro Bacon's New Video?
guy2 Not yet I'm busy because im busy
:guy1 -_-
by kdstarpurplexD January 29, 2024
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bacon dink

The experience you get going into cold water for a swim and the water touches your balls, causing your dink to shrivel. Just as putting in a six inch strip of bacon in a pan and it comes out two inches long.
Man the lake was so cold today, when the water touched my balls, I got bacon dink.
by BaconDink168 February 11, 2025
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Shake Your Bacon

by Nina Hara November 23, 2020
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Whale bacon

During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.
I asked tommy to finally give me my first piece of whale bacon today and it was immaculate
by That guy jarett from clash April 19, 2018
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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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Bacon Bit

the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast
im really into morning sex, but lemme grab your bacon bit first
by Blankyyy December 18, 2017
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