The explosive and poop-laden fart after an illness. The force of built up methane and the loosening of the sphincter cause a benign fart to become a brown and stinky Trojan Horse for your underpants.
Interviewee: “BRO! I just blast shart! Do you smell that? Do you smell it?”
Interviewer: “… unfortunately, we’re going to be considering other candidates.”
Interviewer: “… unfortunately, we’re going to be considering other candidates.”
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Spanish Word for Cheese but theres also a deeper meaning to it. 2nd meaning is Pretty much ur own produced cheese if you know what im saying. and the word blaster LOLz can it be more obvious!
by Khasin Lopez January 14, 2008
Get the queso blaster mug.1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.
2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.
3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.
2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.
3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.
B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."
C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"
C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"
by Ender's Shadow November 26, 2009
Get the double blast math mug.when you sneak into a room with a box of chicken and blast it all over some douchebag, biscuits and wings fly everywhere.
person one: knocks on the door
person two: hello
person one: come closer
person two: huh
person one: flings the door open and throws the chicken
person one: BAAAAAMMMMM! YOUVE BEEN CHICKEN BLASTED SON!
everyone laughs.
person two: hello
person one: come closer
person two: huh
person one: flings the door open and throws the chicken
person one: BAAAAAMMMMM! YOUVE BEEN CHICKEN BLASTED SON!
everyone laughs.
by Deeznutssssss December 27, 2009
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Get the E Blastin mug.Rasta Blasta;
adj; British slang for the sort of portable stereo Americans call a "boom box" or "ghetto blaster".
Masta Blasta;
adj; A term used to describe someone who's quite exceptional at whatever they do, regardless of what it is.
DeeJay: A person who's whole responsibility is to make a crowd of people dance and enjoy the night. If a party fails for whatever reason the DJ is usually the scapegoat.
Disc Jockey: A DJ who mixes with vinyl records.
Digital Jockey: A DJ who mixes with CD's or a laptop.
adj; British slang for the sort of portable stereo Americans call a "boom box" or "ghetto blaster".
Masta Blasta;
adj; A term used to describe someone who's quite exceptional at whatever they do, regardless of what it is.
DeeJay: A person who's whole responsibility is to make a crowd of people dance and enjoy the night. If a party fails for whatever reason the DJ is usually the scapegoat.
Disc Jockey: A DJ who mixes with vinyl records.
Digital Jockey: A DJ who mixes with CD's or a laptop.
DeeJay Blasta
1: That DeeJay Blasta he plays ok music;
2: Who the f*ck was that DJ? His music was so bad my ears started to hurt!
1: That DeeJay Blasta he plays ok music;
2: Who the f*ck was that DJ? His music was so bad my ears started to hurt!
by Wizard Boy January 23, 2011
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