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Gluttonous Bastard

Youngsavage after going .5 seconds without eatin.
by NotRealFishJuice April 29, 2023
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Rat Bastard

Someone who knowingly, willingly, and deliberately cutting you off while you are driving.
“That Rat Bastard cut me off for no reason!”
by Xemnes_24 May 31, 2023
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Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull
“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
by iiTzXan June 26, 2023
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Dangerous Bastard

Girls, nooooow!
Girls, come on noooow-wow-wow-wow!
Lemme see ya!!
Yeah I'm a dangerous bastard and I'm bullet-proof
I tell ya liiiiife is a lesson look, sometimes I get flu...
A devil looks into my eye, and he makes my voice go ahhhhh!!
Is there nothing in his eye, God I need to know...
Is it true, you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!
Lemme see ya!!
I keep drivin' faster! Going through the roof!
I wanna ruuuuun a delicatessen love that don't make me a proof...
Action, camera, lipstic lights, I fit in mercede's tights
No-one knows I play guitar wearing her red bra
Is it true you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!

Dangerous Bastard
by Death Menace July 3, 2023
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potato bastard

a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy
why do you keep hanging out with that potato bastard, you konyaro?!
by threeperiods August 10, 2023
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House-Bastard

Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.

Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.
Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.

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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today

Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard
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passport bastard

undocumented person who joins the military to get citizenship
i hate those marines at mcas miramar, bunch of passport bastards
by Jaggerbou January 8, 2024
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