bite my hairy asshole

a saying meaning "i don't care about what you have to say" or "i don't like what you're saying, take it back"

Danielle told Lee,"bite my hairy asshole!" when he made fun of her jacket.

by Hannibal345 April 21, 2009

semen puking asshole dickhead

good polite way of calling someone a douchebag

by Big Bear July 15, 2003

dirty mans asshole ( DMA )

word for raspyy voice

" kristina lost her voice and derek told her she sounded like a dirty mans asshole ( DMA )"

by clit dick charleston October 7, 2008

Technicality Asshole (a.k.a., T.A.)

A person who spews esoteric and inane factoids (a la Cliff Claven) during a spirited game of Trivial Pursuit or the like. A behavior exhibited much to the dismay of the rest of the players who all suffer from short attention span.

Erik, you are being a T.A. It is possible that Eli Whitney who invented the cotton gin didn't drink gin.

by Bubba January 8, 2004

fuck me in the asshole bitches

why the fuck are you looking this up. are you gay or something, are you straight in the head, or are you just fucking stupid. get off this damn sight and go jerk off somewhere else for god sakes watch some asian porn or something

dude i was on urban dictionary when i found "fuck me in the asshole bitches" i went on asianporn.com, got a boner,started jacking off,then i went to my mums room and cummed in her face it felt so amazing.

by that shit head March 14, 2009

silver dollar asshole

When your friend is being a real asshole so you have a doctor embed an old style silver dollar into his anal tract. Also you have an attractive female nuse sleep with him. And after they are finished she uses a syringe full of old silver dollar shavings into his bloodstream and replace his white blood cells. An easier way is just to kill him.

My rectum has been aching lately. (other friend) ohh yea i intruded your rectum last night. Ohh no ive been silver dollar assholed

by Scrootie Mcbooger balls April 24, 2010

National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day

Everyday

Alex: " Why are you so mean to Miranda?"
Greg: " Because everyday is 'National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day'"

by Greg Philipeno August 2, 2011