Oh ehm jizzle

Oh my gosh with a touch of spice. Noun. Said when something beast happens or something absolutely mind blowing.

OH EHM JIZZLE!!!!!!! THIS CAT IS PINK WITH ZEBRA STRIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by amnm321 April 16, 2011

Oh lord for a night!

OLFAN is a common expression meaning “oh lord for a night.” It is used to express shock and surprise in many texting conversations. This phrase stems from old english, originally used to express displeasure with the french king. Notably, it excludes any complex words brought by the French monarchy. Over the years, it evolved to have a more positive connotation and was eventually reclaimed by the French. It is a common vernacular in French texting, and English speakers are using gradually integrating it into their speech.

Friend 1: She’s pregnant!
Friend 2: Oh lord for a night!

by j money 🙀 April 24, 2023

oh! ya blitherin!!

used when you have done something really stupid and you want to call attention to it

oh! ya blitherin!! just trip over the dog why don't ya

by TalikTheVampire February 10, 2021

Oh!! Batta ping!

The act of hitting someone with a blunt object in the kneecaps until they can no longer walk. The "batta ping!" part is the sound it or you will make when you smash into the bone. The "Oh" part is the pleasant sound of surprise your victim or buddy of the beating will make.

Stephanie: Yesterday Tommy jumped me and hit me repeatedly in the legs with a 6 foot long piece of white hot metal shrapnel.
Jimbo: Haha!! You got Oh!! Batta ping! in the legs you fucking cripple!!!!

by up January 21, 2017

Oh my Cod

A statement expressed when super excited, super sad, super happy,super scared, super shocked, super mad, or just Super. The word Cod replaces the word God so you wont feel evil using the the Lords name a billion times a day....

1. "Oh my Cod, did you get my keys?"

"OMC, calm, down I have them."

2. "Oh my Cod, don't shit there!!!"

3. As the girl sits and cries. She says, "oh my Cod,, Oh my Cod,,, Why did he break up with me?"

by TiffE Cent July 19, 2012

Oh fuck the plane!

Adj. a phrase to share emotion in relation to feeling pissed off at the world, normally occurs on a late afternoon.

"Aaron, you got a light?"
"No, sorry."
...(Hears plane flying overhead low to the ground.)...
"Oh fuck the plane!

by thefisheye November 9, 2011

oh my gawshh

something to say when trying to say it in a mean and sarcastic way

Oh my gawshh did John really do that!

by oyoyoyo February 26, 2022