T-bone

When a guy Tbags with a boner.

I dipped my balls in her mouth while I had a hard on. I finally T-boned her.

by DefinitelyNotHippie August 17, 2019

t-floss

This is what a teacher wears as underwear, also known as a thong. This would be used when a teacher bends over and the thong can be seen from the back.

Bob: Dawg, ya see that thong ov'a there?
Bill: Na man it aint called a thong, you talkn boutMrs.Andelora's t-floss.

by stabbyripstabstab December 16, 2007

T-Boner

A fan of the arts and a coach, that generally develops 'hard wood' or as he might say 'a stiff calzone'. Also one to ramble off such random Italian expressions as "HEY I WAS AT THE MARKET THE OTHER DAY, AND THEY HAD NO MILK!" AND "FORGET ABOUT IT! AND THEN I WENT HOME". He claims to have proven himself sexually through lasting a solid not one, but TWO hours of 'frombooli fun'. However, his girlfriend denies all accusations to this 'matzebella madness' and claims he 'releases the sauce before the spaghetti is ready'.

While our Coach T-Boner monitored us during practice, he made such radical demands as to not exclaim any obligatory deli meat or cheese.

by Nave the Slave October 13, 2006

T-bone

A nickname that sounds cool at first, but later a person realizes why that person is so nicknamed. Especially applicable if that person did something stupid to receive said nickname.

Hey have you met T-bone
No, but cool nickname
Actually he walked into a parked car.
Wow that is a T-bone.

by Jewtang Forever December 13, 2009

sh!t

Sh!t Lamer/Hacker speak for Shit and Sh*t

Holly Sh!t Balls Batman!


Ohhh Sh!t he just schooled joo a$$

by IloserMan August 14, 2004

T F

T F stands for "Totally Fucked" -- Pre 1970's expression that is abbreviation for a slang that could not be uttered, due to social restrictions of the time. Fuck and all its conjugations were not the common slang of pre 1970's American campuses. The word Fuck was still taboo, until later in US history, after celebrities and politicians began saying it in public.
The significance is that to say the expression TF as "Totally Fucked" was a final epithet for the situation that warranted the oath. There was at the time no lower epithet to describe your sisters' promiscuity, or the arrest record of your best friend who is now in a coma from OD of LSD.
It is similar to older yeoman remarks like: SNAFU- "systems normal all fucked up"; SOA- "Standard Operating Procedure"... and the like.
Some significance to the importance of the loss of this expression is in the written record back in the 70's of the Nixon Tapes from his Watergate SNAFU... when "expletive deleted" was bleeped out, and bracketed in the periodicals. Most readers filled in the blanks with a T F or equivalent.
Then of course Geo Carlin rambled into history as he spoke of the words one cannot utter on TV, or was that Lenny Bruce?
After we began laughing at comedians and politicians for making fuck and all its forms expletives, T F lost its valuable place depicting the lowest of conditions. >>pd

"That's T F," said LBJ to RFK right after JFK was shot dead.

by MooPig September 7, 2007

T series

A group of corporate fucks who are trying to take over PewDiePie as the most subscribed YouTube channel

Oh yeah T series? They’re SUCH a good youtube channel that makes nothing but executive garbage.

by realegmoney February 4, 2019