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Working the taint

To work between Christmas and New Year, usually 27th to 31st December (Non-Bank Holidays, and Weekends), refers to the bit of skin between your anus and scrotum or vagina, the taint.
I've no annual leave left, looks like I'm working the taint this year.
by anonymous December 19, 2022
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Work For Love

You said you needed full time help
'cause you're all alone
I said I'd work for nothing at all
If I just could take you home
And now you're taking applications
For your love
You wanted certain specifications
I circled the one that said all the above
Work... for love
Finally got my resume
And you said you'd reviewed it some other day
I said, 'girl, hey, do it if you dare
Where I'd like to go our love will flare'
Finally my letter arrived
And I knew you would be mine
Instead I had to prove my turf
For the first two weeks work overtime
Work... for love
You've got to work
You've got to work for love
by Death Menace December 19, 2022
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post-work poop

Our toilets at work were covered in urine, so I couldn’t poo. Need to release that PWP(Post-Work Poop), I’ll call you back.
by NoGoodUseless1 December 28, 2022
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That's not gonna work for me brotha

Taken from legendary pro wrestler Hulk Hogan who would use the phrase to turn down any decision that didn't benefit him. Now used as a way of turning something/anything down emphatically
Boss: Can you stay pass your shift?

You: That's not gonna work for me brotha!
by Professor Sequoia December 31, 2022
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Works at the post office

A term used to describe somebody who is clearly on drugs and/or schizophrenic
Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office
by Wadda 147 July 6, 2023
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Vocational work

Vocational work refers to the kind of rubbish job with low pay where your employer can abuse you and take liberties. For example nurses, teachers etc.
Johnny wanted a pay rise, but his employer told Johnny that his job was vocational work and that he should accept that he should fuck off
by Fargo Fargo July 7, 2023
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Time for work boss

What you text your friend to let them know either you are at work and suffering, or what you say to let them know it is indeed time for them to go to work
Johnny: Time for work boss
Bob: pain…..
by Amp020115 July 15, 2023
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