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December 2

Bill : Ima do whatever I want to night ima fuck you and make you say “ daddy “
Martha : no!

Bill : But it’s December 2 I can do whatever I want
by The days of the month November 30, 2019
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Spack No.2

Spack No.2 is the assistant Spack and works closely with the head Spack (Spack No.1)

Spack No.2 is absolutely fascinated with giving Lzzz on GTA Online, giving death chat on CoD, not very good at football (probably worse than Pissing Slabhead-Pagure) although can type at an avg 55 WPM depending on the type of keyboard.

Spack No.2 used to be a fan of Pissing Varchester Penited from the start of the 2021/22 season, but quickly realised the mistake he had made and started supporting Saints after Penited's 1-0 loss at home to Wolves at the beginning of 2022

Spack No.2 has also broken a fair amount of things while playing the old Spanking Zone which includes: Monitor, controller, desk, relationship and many more!

Ok, the relationship thing was a lie; in fact I have never had a bf or gf.

Spack No.2 is also on a mission to get a Saints season ticket for the 2022/23 season and gigabit broadband!
So as you can see Spack No.5, this is Spack No.2 or me (Jack Spank9049).
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2022
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March 2

Tiny top hat day

Requirements : 1 Must eat at least one piece of candy 2 Wear a smaller version of a top hat 3 Treat your self with breakfast,lunch,(etc) if you read this part than you are required to participate
Did you know that March 2 is tiny top hat day?
by The pan man October 26, 2020
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lag [2]

what every gamer hates in the world
*plays game*
*lag 2 comes up randomly*
gamer: why does this fucking happen
by kocheraaa February 14, 2017
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Stubbers 2

When you think you're spunking 10 euros on a blowey only to find you're spunking 50 euros for a thumb up the bum from a heavy set african lady.
I went to Amsterdam with 10 euros looking for blowey & ended up getting stung for a Stubbers 2!
by Mr.Lee.Likes.Crabbing November 6, 2019
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Running a 2

Running a two is when two people fuck this can also be used with running a 3,4,5,6 and so on
Me and Alyssa we’re running a 2 last night, Johnny said we should run a 3 next weekend
by Benreckless223 April 29, 2022
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july 2

the day me the baddest bitch was born its also the day your life will be the most amazing everything u want will come to u the boy u like or girl will ask u out love u bitch
bitch1-gesus what?
bitch2-what
bitch1-its july 2

bitch2-omg leave me alone
bitch1-not even a happy birthday
bitch2-wtf told u i was happy about the day u were born
bitch1-BITCH
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