I’m on my ninth

The ninth kombucha you drink to be drunk

Sorry I’m on my ninth. Eeheheheh

by Memow21 April 13, 2022

toasting my buns

Sun tanning. Yeah

I'm just here toasting my buns #postpicofyouatthepool

by Webartist June 22, 2014

Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit

Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪

by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025

Do my makeup Stephen

When Marleigh is going blind Stephen does her makeup, mostly on her titties.

“Do my makeup Stephen”
- “take off your shirt Marleigh”

by Murph_46 September 14, 2018

Suck my balls

What you tell the family dog to do

You: just suck my balls! U put peanut butter on them this time!

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

Stir my salad

Stir my salad - invitation to do a handjob for a female

I was wondering if you would stir my salad tonight.

by Fenksikas October 27, 2022

My nigga

The type of words you say to a black man. Also Jackie Chan’s favorite line in his entire movie career.

YO what’z Up my nigga mustyboylol

by Homomaster69 May 10, 2019