put your balls in tomato sauce

grabing your testicles and making them enter into tomato sauce

you woke up last morning wanting to put your balls in tomato sauce.

by tomato sauce guy March 12, 2018

How to make your dick small

How to make your dick small.. why are you searching this. Be proud of that achievement or be like the tiny chumps.

How to make your dick small

by Devin Jones 💀 November 20, 2023

Take your badguy around the corner

Refers to masturbating. Phrase coined by B Fudd on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show a Tampa FL based radio show.

When your feeling gummed up, take your badguy around the corner.
Last night while watching porn I took my badguy around the corner.

by Sand Digger May 3, 2019

Count your randi's

Another term for 'Count your blessings' coz Randi is an absolute blessing

stop being ungrateful bro, count your randi's and be thankful

by CoccyMilker November 23, 2020

Knock your break shoes loose

Rough sex, hitting it hard from the back, going ham on the vagina, standing up in it

I'll knock your break shoes loose

by Foulnigga_styles October 24, 2018

Check your delay

The delay when you turn your head very quickly while drunk. The more you drink the more you're delayed.

Bro: hey man I might be drunk
You: check your delay bro
*Bro turns head quickly*
Bro: yeah dude I'm hammered

by Hey Big Show October 16, 2019

Your mom

Rephrase to when you're eating a hamburger from either Burger King or wherever you would eat a burger at lunch whenever then say:

Example:
Kid: Eat a burger and then say this burger is good
Kid 2 :Mmmm Your mom looks good
Mom: standing over there staring and laughs and your dad looks tasty..

by Urbanuser101 June 21, 2022