sprain your wang

Beating your meat more than 3 times a day

Son, don't sprain your wang

by Pilotcornet609 May 7, 2018

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

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- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021

Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!

by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024

smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024

Get your toe down

To go fast in a vehicle related to the gas pedal and the action of pushing it

Dave you are going to be late get your toe down you might make it in time.

by Sir sweet April 4, 2022

National kiss your crush month

The whole February month is the month that you can kiss your crush, anywhere, and anytime.

You: *kisses crush*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*

by muschifresser February 1, 2025

Your life

Is someone GIVING YOU MONEY to look like Ben Shapiro you piece of shit. You earned nothing. They are GIVING YOU money and DEPRIVING ME of it. And I have more man-hours into it than you do. No BEING MEAN DOES NOT JUSTIFY NOT PAYING ME AND I'M GOING TO RAPE AND MURDER AS MANY KIDS AND WOMEN AS I CAN TO PUNISH THIS.

Hym "You don't deserve your life Brett you deserve to have it taken from you. Manually. And I'm going to make make sure someone has their life taken from them in your stead."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024