i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant

Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap

by Avl November 27, 2021

your mum

gay

your mum gay

by fabulous_asshole_69 June 22, 2019

Get your Minivan on

To engage in sexual relations while in a minivan.

going 90 down the interstate while your friend is having sex in the back with some fat chick Get your Minivan on.

by king erock September 13, 2009

suck your mum

I love you so much

suck your mum

by Anwardo April 13, 2022

Holding your kids hostage

Right!? It's totally like that!

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

bump your gums

To talk nonsense. To talk out your ass. Spew bullshit.

Go on, bump your gums, you little maggot. Aint no one believe you anyway

by Snumgla June 9, 2023

National Give Your Crush A Note Day

On December 16 you will give a note to your crush saying something cheesy to them.

National give your crush a note day is where you give your crush a cheesy note! Example:
*John gives Suzy a note*
Suzy: Whats this?
John: Read it

*Suzy reads it*
Suzy:😊

by Nat. December 15, 2021