Your dad

Is Lesbian

Girl: Your dad is straight Boy: No he isnt hes lesbian

by String Bean 28 February 19, 2020

Your Mom

A Whore

Your mom is a whore

by Madison Rains March 29, 2022

Your Mom

Something I do every night

Your mom:moaning sounds

by Sexiest pornstar January 31, 2019

im gonna pop your pimple

Popping of anal warts during sexual intercourse.

I told Adam im gonna pop your pimples while making out

by Big comfy salami December 15, 2021

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

don’t get your tie in a turntable

to tell someone not to freak out so much about a little thing

Don’t get your tie in a turntable Adaeze!

by DefinitelyNotChidi April 6, 2024

burst your balls

When a man ejaculates

She’s the kinda woman who’s that fine she’d make you burst your balls in your pants.

by John Gehenna February 17, 2023