felix egg yoke

he is the coolest fucking kid u will ever meet

Hey boo, oh my fucking god is that felix egg yoke?
Ik he looks just like handsome mf thats ass at dh.
Holy shit he got Phasmophobia right?
Yeah ik, hes so cool all tho his friend Koby has to carry him.
Oh shit hes a level 3🤣
Calm down boo hes still working on it.

by iPadKidWithCheetos May 12, 2022

cage free egg

A filthy rich male who can't or won't buy themselves a scalp full of hair, even though they could build a research facility dedicated to a permanent cure for alopecia with a token amount of their wealth, never mind just grafting some rabbit fur on their head. Usually used in reference to an unattached male or bachelor (hence cage free), someone possessing significant wealth, affluent social status, or other specific and desirable personal qualities.

Jeff Bezos is the world's richest cage free egg.

by whoisboris February 13, 2019

Eggs Onda Glass

Squatting on or over a glass top or plexiglass table and pinching a juicy, steamy turd on top while some sick and twisted bastard anxiously watches from underneath for the splashdown.

My girlfriend treated me to eggs onda glass last night braaaaahhhh. It was a curler.

I couldn’t pay rent this month so my landlord offered an eggs onda glass option. I sure hope he has some windex on hand. I have only been able to eat at Taco Bell.

by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021

aloe-egg-lily

Aloe-Egg-Lily is a panromantic girl with a Wattpad account. She goes by, ‘Aloe Vera’. She is a huge fan of Just Dance and a Kazuichi simp.

“Aloe-Egg-Lily is so cool, don’t you think?”

by Aloe Soda October 27, 2020

beat your eggs

Another term for beat you ass but used in the morningg time when at breakfeast with the fam

Rachel if you are late to breakfeast one more time I will beat your eggs

by Addybrinnella February 9, 2018

Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009

Chocolate Egg Cream

The purple drink at Starbucks

I wanted a sweet treat so I got that purple drink from Starbucks, the chocolate egg cream

by theoutro September 14, 2020