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bodies of water

Me: look that a bodies of water
Urban Dictionary: a what?
by Kimberly Diaz May 21, 2020
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water bread

Bread soaked in water which is then fried and "flash salted." It is principally consumed when one is horribly inebriated.
"Quick, Betsy, cook me up some of your finest water bread, I've had like twenty-nine Kahluas and i'm just scrapping for some food...actually fuck that, i need to go puke"
by myylkdog July 19, 2012
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Water of Man

Manly Fluids. Specifically Semen.
Umar ibn Saad had a condition in his anus that required him to put "The Water of Man" on his ailing rectum. This was a blatant coverup of his homosexual personality and need for anal penetration.
by Zakir Naik February 18, 2012
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Plant Water

Any drink that is brewed from water and is made with a plant.

Example:
Coffee (made with coffee beans and water)
Tea (made with tea leaves and water)
Hot Chocolate (made with Cacao Beans and Water)
Trey: I want something to drink.

Sam: Here have some plant water.
*hands Trey some coffee*
by peacewolf101 February 24, 2012
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Watering the Petunias

When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.
Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?

Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.
by GodOvGrindcore March 28, 2011
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Weenie Water

Shard: Yo Big Dogg don’t throw away the weenie water.

Manna: Theirs no more weenies.

Shard: Save it! That’s the best part I drink it.

Manna: SAS
by The Shard. July 29, 2022
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Dog water

SFR STARBOY is so dog water
by Donkey Shode January 28, 2021
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