Watering the Petunias

When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.

Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?

Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.

by GodOvGrindcore March 28, 2011

"Water" Balloon

A term to describe cumming into an uninflated balloon, turning it into a semen-balloon and throw it at kids at a birthday party and watch to see the kids' reaction when they realize what's on them

I used a "Water" Balloon for JAMIE'S BIRTHDAY

by Rionox February 23, 2023

Jacking Water

When you cum and its clear like water, you cant have babies while jacking water!

I came in my sister yeserday, but sadly i was jacking water... So no inbreads for us!

by PATTYCAKES SHADAD November 18, 2018

Augustus Waters

From TFIOS (the fault in our stars)
played by Ansel Elgort, he is the sweetest 18 year old boy you will ever see.
Okay...

I just watched tfios, Augustus Waters is so cute!

by secret_user July 18, 2017

queef water

queef water is when you are fucking and then the sex ketchup (period blood) squirts out in a fart all over your asshole

We were having sex and then bang I queef waterd

by Bigwhitesexslave August 17, 2017

Water Bed

A thick piece of ass, very “phatt” most black men love women with water beds. These women are made out of water, 100% water, this is what causes the “thickness”.

Negro1: Ayo nigga you see that bitch with the water bed

Negro2: YEOOOOO SHORTY GOT THAT FATTTTTYYYYYYYYYY

by Smartest Nigga On Planet Namek October 24, 2018

chocolate water

Hennessy

"I'm off that chocolate water!" - ParisRose

by blank basquiat January 3, 2019