walking parking cone

when little people with spray tans let people parallel park in between them

Dude, I just parallel parked in between those walking parking cones.

by Oompa loompa123 June 1, 2011

Texas J-Walking

The act of driving while under the influence of alcohol, as exemplified by the US state of Texas.

Did you hear? George got nabbed Texas J-walking on his way home from the party last night.

by DShiznit October 28, 2014

spit on it and walk away

A variation of ' piss on it and walk away' meaning, walk away from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high, and move onto bigger and better things, instead of letting the negative experience frustrate you.

In terms of anger management adapted to modern society, spit on it and walk away is a good piece of advice; do not turn your frustration and anger into violence.

by Sexydimma November 5, 2014

Mirror ya walk

means Copy your walk

Tom will Mirror ya walk John.

by Allahatopia November 19, 2018

3000 step walk

An excuse to leave a group to go fuck

Al and I are going on a 3000 step walk

by Holy Roman bitchfuck August 13, 2018

Columbian Helicopter Walk

Sex act where a male pulls out post non douche anal and proceeds to walk over the recipient whilst spinning the penis to fling any remaining excrement over the recipient until contact is made with the face, and then is rewarded with a line off the forehead of said recipient.

Last night I was so tired after work that I could only be bothered to hit her with the Columbian helicopter walk.

by Columbian helicopter pilot February 27, 2020

a walk with the goat man

A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.

Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?

Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.

Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?

Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.

Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.

Magritte: *slings the shaka*

by platonymous May 10, 2020