walk like a crocodile

have gay or feminine mannerisms; from the way crocodiles walk (like they just got their nails done)

I know you're straight, but you really walk like a crocodile.
What the fuck are you talking about?

by Alex Baylor April 6, 2021

Walking On One's Lips

To be shit-faced drunk to the point of faceplanting the floor, and possibly having to use their lips to move across the room since they're too wasted to get up.

"You should've seen David the other night. He had so many drinks, the poor bastard was walking on his lips."

"Too much alcohol results in Walking On One's Lips"

by castlefreak2009 January 2, 2023

walking biological weapon

someone who can and will release farts so vile that they could be used in war if needed

guy 1: yo bro that guys fart smell so bad
guy 2: yea thats why he is a walking biological weapon

by KORCHMIESTER September 19, 2016

Dead Kid Walking

1) a kid who barely shows emotions or who have trouble expressing them self.

2) a kid who shows either a lot of emotion or about the normal amount.

They often say unhinged or 'creepy things'. They may enjoy things such as singing, writing, digital/traditional art, or reading books and or manga. They often hyperfixate on a few things or jump between multiple fandoms weekly.

Person 1) Oh he's probably a dead kid walking...
Person 2) what makes you say that?
Person 1) he's always just sitting at the benches and reading that book.

by Internet_Axle October 24, 2022

Texas J-Walking

The act of driving while under the influence of alcohol, as exemplified by the US state of Texas.

Did you hear? George got nabbed Texas J-walking on his way home from the party last night.

by DShiznit October 28, 2014

walking parking cone

when little people with spray tans let people parallel park in between them

Dude, I just parallel parked in between those walking parking cones.

by Oompa loompa123 June 1, 2011

dead man walking

a person who has seen & experienced many harsh things & situations, causing them to be resilient & appear emotionally numb, anhedonic, & expressionless, resembling someone who is dead

also used to described a person who has faced death but refuses to die

yo have you seen thomas after that car accident happened he’s like a dead man walking

my doctor told my family i wasn't supposed to wake up from my coma, im a dead man walking

by johnblay7756 May 31, 2023