Ur aunt a gay croissant

Bob:ur mum gay
Joe:ur dad lesbian
Jimbo:ur granny tranny
Joe:ur grandpap a trap
Mary Poppin:ur sister a mister
Guy:ur brother a mother
You:Ur aunt a gay croissant
*everyone else dies*

by Daboder2 May 25, 2018

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Ur girfriend a bell end

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister and all the others combined.

James: ur mom gay
Mike: don't make me do it.
James: do it u pussy.
Mike: ur girfriend a bell end
James proceeds to collapse into a black hole and everything in the universe is consumed by the james hole. Mikes soul is now in a higher realm of knowledge and understanding, where nth dimensional beings coexist within eachother.

by OldBucketOfNachos June 9, 2018

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Ur mom

How the fuck do u not know what your mom is

Ur mom

by SHITTHEFRICKUP June 9, 2018

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ur ancestors incest

The immortal insult, it is like ur family tree lgbt squared, all other insults are disregarded and sent to the shadow realm.

Bill- "Hey bob ur mom gay lol"
Bob- "ur dad lesbian"
Bill- "ur family tree lgbt"
Bob- "ur ancestors incest"
Bill- *kermits suicide*

by Hoxtonbutlitter June 10, 2018

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ur mom gay

no u

shut up ur mom gay

by Gamepreie May 27, 2018

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Ur brother a mother

"Ur brother a mother" is a step up from ur dad lesbian. Every time these magic words are said, we as a species traverse deeper into the he'll hole known as extinction.

Assmeister43 : ur mom gey
Kermit_1h3_D: ur dad lesbian
Assmeister43: no u, ur brother a mother

*kermit's house would explode, killing him, and any family inside*

by Waus June 11, 2018

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