Awkward Turtle 

A really awkward person.
Such as Andrew Kursh

ME: Andrew Kursh is such an awkward turtle!
RANDOM PERSON: oh i know! jesus christ wont he just shut the fuck up?

Awkward Turtle by Annonymous2 December 9, 2008

tardy the turtle 

retarded turtle/actor on sweetknuckle junction which appeared on Greg the Bunny

TaT: The red ones make me horny*eating red paintballs*

tardy the turtle by Monkey_FuKer_666 January 5, 2005

Super Turtle 

Band with a plan... The one with the voice, the one with the guns, the drummer, and the one that doesn't speak.

I saw the Super Turtles at O'Malleys on Saturday night...

Super Turtle by superturtle March 4, 2009

cloggerhead turtle 

fecal matter that feels as if it is coming out of the anus and, when released, severely clogs a toilet.

Sam Excuse me sir, but i just pushed out a cloggerhead turtle in there...you're gonna need to get a plunger.

Middle school janitor You little bastard.

cloggerhead turtle by Randall Zinchowski September 11, 2010

Tiger Turtle

A Sagat player who constantly spams Tiger Shot throughout the match.

THIS GUY KEEPS BEIN' A TIGER TURTLE AND WON'T COME AT ME!

Tiger Turtle by Street Fighter for Scrubs September 6, 2011

raunchy turtle 

the raunchiest form of turtleing in a bed or any other open area provided with fabric of some sort; a girl plays with his boys while simoltaneously making a turtle shell so her work is kept in secrecy.

She raunchy turtles her boyfriend every morning to put a little mystery in his day.

raunchy turtle by apebutt69 November 3, 2011

stinky turtle storm 

The act in which a man puts the head of his penis inside the rectum of another and then swirls it around in a swirling motion while still inside of the person's rectum (in a manner of a storm swirling around)

Man, things were going pretty bad with that girl last night, so I decided to give her the stinky turtle storm to liven things up.

stinky turtle storm by tha torbinator88 December 17, 2012