Door goblin

A common creature that likes to hinder doors, sideways and any other busy or crowded areas in general. When asked to step aside, the tend to ignore the request, sometimes on purpose.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.
Move or I move you, you stupid door goblin, you're blocking the way.
by Tumamafat July 12, 2020
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eyes doors

the best entity to ever exist, if u think otherwise u r bad
person 1: I hate eyes doors
person 2: I planted 7 pipe bombs in your mailbox xoxo
Person 1: fucking dies
by SapnapSupremacy February 10, 2023
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Anti-George Door

A way to protect company assets and property.
I bought an Anti-George door to protect the company break cleaner and freon.
by Mtrkhart May 21, 2020
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Slang them doors

When in an attempt to have a good time but keeping your occupation in mind
Rep 1 “Hey man wanna slang them doors

Rep 2 “If by slang them doors you mean pop a hims with the boys and go hit bucks I’m down”

Rep 1 and 2 (in unison) “yesssir
by Prxoject September 19, 2021
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don't doors

That means to be cool or someone who is very 6669iq and that person always thanks the bus driver
Roz don't doors, he must also be too big brain
by susan wazowski October 08, 2019
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Slam the door on your teeth

To lift up your top lip to your nose, revealing your front teeth, and letting it flop down, slamming against your two front teeth, making a "ploop" noise.
Kids will laugh their asses off if you slam the door on your teeth. They're very big and beautiful, so it'll be very loud.
by Weirdosis June 03, 2018
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Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.
Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.
by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018
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