stop showing ass

big ass is bad for your eyes

run the ass will eat you stop showing ass and you can escape

by bainos_yeahh March 22, 2023

show cushions

A cushion used for display purposes only. Also works for towels, rugs and other household furnishings that should have a purpose in life except to be awed at by its perfection.

Show cushions; Husband goes to sit down on the sofa after a long days work. Wife says "Take the cushions off before you sit down!! They are for show not your fat arse!!"

by Chainsaw-Charlie May 16, 2016

High five, show me you’re alive

An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.

Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’

by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021

zip show

Zip show this is an instance where something is done incorrectly by someone and someone else gets the blame.

"the foundation is 2" out of square so the framers must have screwed up and framed the building wrong" what a zip show

by ekimyrrep December 2, 2009

show-shi

The act of having showered and subsequently realize that you must excrete. It is the opposite of doing a shi-show.

Person 1: Fuck man! I just did a show-shi!
Person 2: Did you not know you had to take a shit?
Person 1: No, I didn't feel it coming until I stepped out of the shower.

by Dr. Quique February 28, 2009

Muffin show

The muffin is a very majestic creatures The muffin likes to eat other muffins if you come across a muffin run they will not take a chance to kill you to kill you

Muffin showssss

by Bob Open hood August 28, 2021

clout show

A show that only gets views cause of cast and nostalgia. Or the name of the production but is really crap.

Attaway general is a clout show

by Nishiiiii11 November 26, 2021