show-shi

The act of having showered and subsequently realize that you must excrete. It is the opposite of doing a shi-show.

Person 1: Fuck man! I just did a show-shi!
Person 2: Did you not know you had to take a shit?
Person 1: No, I didn't feel it coming until I stepped out of the shower.

by Dr. Quique February 28, 2009

shi-show

The act of excreting prior to taking a shower. It is the opposite of doing a show-shi.

Person 1: Dude, I just did a shi-show, I feel like a million bucks.

Person 2: You did what?

Person 1: A shi-show: I took an amazing shit and then jumped in the shower. Now I just feel light and clean!

by Dr. Quique February 28, 2009

and the sho shi show

used to replace a noun or verb when you a) dont know what ur talking about or b) dont want other ppl to know something

greg: hey man what did you do last night with alex?
alan: i took her to the movies, went shopping, and the sho shi show.

by josh on the dl December 30, 2005

Shit Show of Shittery

When everything that will go wrong does go wrong. An event of grand scale of utter shit. When all your shit of your life is just non-stop, it's a shit show of shittery.

My life is a complete shit show of shittery !!!
What's with all this shit show of shittery happenin' here ?
My life sucks. It has plenty of shit shittery goin' on.

by missappleinthahouse February 20, 2011

After the show comes the shit cart.

Old saying from WW1 used by soldiers returning to the trenches after being on leave in England

Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"

Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."

by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 24, 2020

Show him all shit

To beat someone severely within an inch of their life.

I'm gonna show him all shit!

by Webb2012 May 2, 2021

shit show

A description of an event or situation which is characterized by an ridiculously inordinate amount of frenetic activity. Disorganization and chaos to an absurd degree. Often associated with extreme ineptitude/incompetence and or sudden and unexpected failure.

Similar:
fiasco clusterfuck

"The picnic turned into a real shit show because that bozo decided to throw rocks at that hornet's nest."

by Burnov September 18, 2003