hangin' bacons

yet another graphic, yet endearing term for female genitalia. Often used by rednecks, hillbillies, etc...

"Hey Zeek, looky here at this centerfold. She got some nice hangin' bacons!"

by the professor & maryanne January 30, 2010

Bacon handjob

A handjob by an American landwhale.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."

by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019

bacon flinching

Bacon flinching, when you take a piece of bacon tie a string to it and give it to your girlfriend to swallow. While having sex just before your about to cum, you yank out the bacon, causing your girlfriend to wretch, which will also make her tighten up making your orgasms so much stronger.

Babe I am horny shall we try some Bacon Flinching tonight?

by Bacon Flinching January 6, 2018

Framed with Bacon

To be extremely awesome. Based off of an image which shows Joss Whedon playing D&D with the Golden Girls in a pub in a D&D-like world, an image which is, both literally and by this definition, framed with bacon.

Person1: Holy shit! Look at this picture!

Person2: Oh My God! Is that Pirate-Ninja-Jesus riding a Zombie Unicorn?
Person1: It sure as shit is!
Person2: That is totally Framed with Bacon!

Alternately

Person2: Oh My God! It's Pirate-Ninja-Jesus riding a Zombie-Unicorn... Framed with Bacon!!!

by Chashmonit December 24, 2010

Bacon-Train

A rapid succession of complete ass whoop-age.

The winning team shouted: "it's a bacon-train now baby!"

by Pablo Rancharos April 27, 2011

alley bacon

Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.

The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.

by JiveMasterT June 5, 2013

porky bacon

Carnivorous equivalent of cream of the crop.

"Did you hear Jeff won $100 on a lotto?"

"Yea man lucky pick, he bought the porky bacon."

by THEnoB May 15, 2014