Mashed Potato Brains

A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.

Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?

FF: dafuq is that shit?

Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.

by A sad FF April 22, 2017

chewing the raw potato

Conversing/small talk with an extremely boring person

"What's up? "
"Just chewing the raw potato with this horrifically boring person"

by That really smart Phil guy August 8, 2016

good looking potato

sometimes whenever man hoes like you but you are a potato, they will compliment you saying you are a good looking potato

Potato looking person: Ugh im so ugly i legit look like a potato
Man hoe: Yeah a good looking potato

by Good looking potato February 24, 2017

little potato man

Jacksepticeye's friend in Papers Please

Hello, Little Potato Man, you're the one that always causes trouble.

by Weeping_Harmony October 4, 2017

Orange Potato Banana

A potato banana, flavored like and orange

My friends and I made an Orange Potato Banana with a side of a fried waffle maker.

by Banana man Pro September 3, 2019

kentucky fried potato

Kentucky fried potato: Average roblox enjoyer. People like this will declare bankruptcy to get their grubby hands on more robux.

Kentucky fried potato
Why did my credit card default? Kentucky spent all my money on the new roblox game Criminality!!!!

by bestrustkiller2020 December 1, 2021

potato turd slime

Secretions that derive from a rotten potato. Often thick in viscosity, these liquids resemble human diarrhea both visually and scent.

"Susan, I just found some potato turd slime from the potatoes you bought for last Thanksgiving and it stinks!"

by Neo2224 June 18, 2017