Canadian nose job

1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.

2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian

1, 2) I should have given him 2 minutes in the penalty box for the Canadian nose job he gave me.

by Oxford Hood December 17, 2018

squirrel nose

A powerful, vicious and all consuming itch that paralyizes one's ability to act human and behave like a squirrel for a brief moment to conquer all that is evil inside of their nasal cavity.

Kayta, you're getting squirrel nose again, drink some milk.

by Lefucktard January 21, 2016

nose dump

When you blow out so much snot out of your nose, it's comparable to taking a shit from your nose.

Now that I took a nose dump, my sinuses are clear as can be!

by Adriana Chechik's biggest fan January 22, 2023

Tenured nose

When she is trying to give her you head but your cock hits her nose and bends it in half

I accidentally gave her a tenured nose

by Arby’s got no meat February 17, 2021

Nose burp

When you drink super fizzy drinks and you get a brain freeze in ya nose

Guy drinks sip of newly opened coca-cola and experiences a severe nose burp

by Alvin and mona July 17, 2020

nose bang

a nose bang is when a man or woman shoves his or hers anus or vagina. this is a used method to cause an orgasm.

man: ey girl!
woman: wot?
man: wanna get nose banged?
woman: fuk yea
*splooshch*
woman: aaaaaaaa!

by nose bang February 6, 2018

Gold Nosed Upper Crusts

A mocking, often derogatory name given to those of high economic or social standing. Often referring to those who are greedy and perpetuate their greed with powerful connections.

"Those gold nosed upper crust billionaires screwed us over!"
"These gold nosed upper crusts have kept us down for too long!"

by Dyne Willow Work February 2, 2021