Cunt hair coffee

The act of performing oral sex in the morning

Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold

by Z_bass May 24, 2017

Long-haired diplomacy

Sleeping with girl from a foreign country as a means to learn her native language.

After fucking that chinese girl for months, Andy now speaks perfect mandarin. Man, long-haired diplomacy is better than Rosetta Stone!

by guailo laoshi October 19, 2011

noodle hair Ronaldo

The incarnation of Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo in the mid-to-late 2010s, referring to the frosted tips hairstyle he was sporting at the time. It was a period of particular success for Ronaldo, winning the Ballon d'Or several times as well as successive Champions League titles with Real Madrid and the UEFA European Championships 2016 with Portugal.

When you saw noodle hair Ronaldo, you knew the game was over before it had even started.

by falsetokaiba February 12, 2022

Bieber girl hair

Shitting on a partners head then using as shampoo.

Damn u better stfu or Bieber girl hair is in your future

by Henrydickthong42069 March 10, 2017

bee’s dick hair

An almost infinitesimal adjustment, up or down in level, generally used in the context of music production.

This mix sounds great, but the bass should come down a bee’s dick hair.

by mewant May 9, 2022

TP hair

Not to be confused with a mohawk, TP hair is when a man (or butch woman) styles their hair in such a fashion that all hair comes to a point in the middle, causing it to resemble a Native American hut.

The Nickelodeon cartoon character Jimmy Neutron has TP hair.

by tcufrog08 August 14, 2008

hair puller

hair puller means that the person that is the “hair puller” is being the most aggravating and stressful person on the planet earth

“oh my god that person is such a hair puller!!

by lmaoyeetyah April 8, 2018