western surprise

Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

My wife took the kids and left after I gave her a western surprise.

by LordCatbagger June 18, 2022

Surprise Bag

The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow

Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"

Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"

Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"

Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"

by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011

Pablo cereal surprise

The sexual act of when a man goes ahead and nuts into an unprotected woman. This woman proceeds to become pregnant and have the baby. There are two steps that can be done in place of each other. The first is to shove cereal down the baby’s throat and toss the newborn in the box down the toilet. The second is to run away with all the cereal and steal any cereal that the woman buys

Yo I pulled a Pablo cereal surprise on that hoe so hard! I get all the cereal!

by pissthan January 13, 2018

Cake leap surprise

When you're pet give the surprise by leaping on your birthday cake.

Damn it my cat gave me a cake leap surprise.

by 459395 February 17, 2022

Surprise Birthday

The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.

I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.

by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019

Frying Pan Surprise

An edible substance consisting of cheap unhealthy pastas, cheesy taco sauces, and low quality hamburger. The mixture is then fried in a pan creating a greasy unhealthy frying pan surprise as the ingredients always vary due to the low economic status of those who indulge in the dish.

"Not sure exactly what we have left to eat but I bet we have enough to make a frying pan surprise!"

by Miss Mia Wallace June 15, 2018

Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.

"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017