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Prairie dog straight jacket 

When you know your chick has to poop so you wrap her up so tight with the sheets that she can't move her arms and then butt fuck her while she's pooping
I saw my girl crowning and I was feeling horny so I grabbed her and gave her the old prairie dog straight jacket.

Get your head on straight 

The same as get your shit together. Basically means calm down, don't panic, or focus. Usually said if you are normally good at something, but aren't able to do it well because your mind is preoccupied with something else, or you're just tired.
Kevin: Get your head on straight Amit, my grandmother could have gotten that rebound.

Amit: Sorry man, I'm still tired from that party last night.

Thinking straight 

Joe and Bob are watching porn.
Bob: Wow, I'd totally do that chick. And those red heels of hers, wow, she just looks...
Joe:...so last season.
Therefor, Joe is NOT thinking straight.

Grizzly Straight 

Grizzly straight is a man's chewing tobacco. Tied with Grizzly Wintergreen in being badass, it shows a "I dont give a fuck what you think" attitude. Legend has it that Chuck Norris used to put a full tin of Grizzly Straight in his bottom lip and a full tin of Grizzly Wintergreen in his upper lip.
Be warned. Its not for pussys.
You see that bearded dude riding the harley?
He's rockin Grizzly Straight for sure

Mark is too big of a pussy to put in Grizzly straight

Gaga Straight 

The process in which a male who normally identifies as homosexual becomes partially straight due to the idolization of Lady Gaga to the point where it can only be considered passionate, undying love.
Sean: Lady Gaga is actually really pretty during that performance.
Lizzy: Are you turning straight or something?
Sean: Uhh, no.
Lizzy: Oh, so you're Gaga Straight.

set the record straight 

1. To get all the facts lined up
2. To fix what has potentially been broken
girl: Did you hear the rumors about Jennifer? I think she's having an affair with Max.

Jennifer's best friend: No, but let me set the record straight. She would never break her trust with Tim.