September 5

Eat a niggas ass day

Person 1: Yo, it’s September 5th
Person 2: Tf that mean cuh
Person 1: It’s eat a nigga ass day so bend over
Person 2: Nigga you gay

by Fartiggle September 4, 2022

September 11

The day the finest girl ever that I can’t have was born 🙈

Yo, guess who’s birthday it is.
Wait, is it that finest girl in chemistry?
Yessir

No way it’s September 11

by justsomesecretguy August 2, 2022

September 3

The best couple ever got together on this day and will love each other always and forever.

September 3: C+J=❤️♾

by 333lover January 30, 2022

September 30

Someone has to give the person with the name “Jason” a present.

Hey! Here a present!
Oh thanks! Why though?
Don’t be silly, it’s September 30th!

by A “sexy” person November 27, 2023

September 24

Give your crush a hug day!
It’s your day you don’t want him/her/them to know just give them a hug.

Oh look it’s september 24th! Want a hug??

by bomb.combakfjdkap September 23, 2021

September 11th

if your birthday is on september 11th you were born on 9/11 im sorry for you

Person A: Bro when's yo birthday
Person B: September 11th
Person A: damn bro...

by Archiekins545 September 11, 2021

September 15th

National send nudes day

September 15th is send nudes day. Girls and boys will need to send nudes to each other

by Superkalaexpaoshish September 14, 2022